Archive for April 1st, 2004

Chicken-Heated Atomic Weapons, And Quake [TM] For Those Who Miss Text-Based Adventures

Thursday, April 1st, 2004

[this post has been partially damaged during a server failure on Sunday 11th July 2004, and it has been possible to recover only a part of it]

Two fantastic bits of funny news for you this April Fool’s morning:

1. A seven-ton atomic landmine, designed to prevent Soviet advance through West Germany, would have been kept warm while underground by being filled with live chickens (with enough food to keep them alive for a week). This (not a…

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Operation: Anticipated Container

Thursday, April 1st, 2004

To those who remain in Aber:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to acquire as many cardboard boxes as possible in anticipation of Kit’s upcoming mission in Stirling. Boxes selected are to be at the operatives’ discretion, and from targets of oppertunity. Suggested primary targets include Somerfield, Safeway, Lidl, and Kwik Save. Suggested secondary targets include Global Video and Charlie’s Stores.

Once acquired, boxes should be stored safely in The Flat, Cambrian Place. This may involve flat-packing them. Operatives are free to use whatever means at their disposal, but it is imperative that the boxes are able to be re-assembled during a subsequent mission.

The use of lethal force, while necessarily unlikely, is permitted.

This blog will self destruct.

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