Archive for December 25th, 2004

Santa Hijacked By Elf Qaeda

Saturday, December 25th, 2004

This story just in: Santa’s sleigh has been hijacked by terrorists!

Merry Christmas!

Saturday, December 25th, 2004

Merry Christmas, and all that bollocks.

Sorry; just wanted to be the first person on Abnib to make a Christmas Day post.

Right… where’s the sherry?