A Note From The Passport Office
This morning I received my new passport, following my name change last month. In the envelope with the new passport and the usual collection of leaflets about safe travelling, I found the following compliments slip:

The slip reads:
Mr. Q,
Your passport has now been issued, as requested. I would advise you that due to your unusual surname, you may experience difficulties at Immigration Control when travelling. The Passport Service will take no responsibility for any problems incurred as the change of name is your own personal choice.
Kind regards;
[indecipherable signature]
Kinda cool.
April 28th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
“Don’t blame us if they strip-search you to death, you crazy-named fool”.
Congrats!
April 29th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Cavity search anyone?